Mahalo-bation
Warning: Some of the contents of this post may be offensive.
People have been bashing on Mahalo now for a while. About how it’s not scalable. About how it doesn’t work. About how big search terms aren’t there.
And so far, I’ve seen nothing to contradict them.
Hell. Calacanis hasn’t even gotten what around half of all internet revenue is based on: PORN.
That’s right, a search on Calacanis’s engine results in, well, no results. Because they still haven’t made a page for it.
Their related results bring up: Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson. All right, they’re porn stars - it’s a good star.
But what else does related search suggest? CHURRO’S ???
What the hell do churro’s have to do with women stripping to their birthday suits and getting plugged from all angles? I love churro’s, but churro-nography? Not my cup of tea (now - if it were midget furries…).
Finally, the last related result for porn: Crayfish. Erm… What? Don’t think about that link too hard, you won’t like what you come up with.
Sorry Calacanis. Thumbs down.
